I’m holding a cup of coffee, so I’m pretty busy.
First I drink the coffee.
Than I do the things.
My body is basically a filter.
Coffee goes in and sarcasm comes out.
Don’t make me use my before coffee voice.
Coffee and then the wolrd.
Procaffeinating meaning :
(n.) the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Coffee is my spirit animal.
Save the Earth.
It’s the only planet with coffee.
Too much monday,
not enough coffee.
Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions.
– O.C.D –
100% chance of coffee.
Good days start with coffee.
So I drink it all day long just in case.
Coffee comes from a planet which technically make this cup a salad.
Bad day? Coffee.
Good day? Coffee.
Lots of work to do? Coffee.
Bad credit? Coffee.
Dry skin? Coffee.
The difference between your opinion and coffee is that I asked for coffee.
(n.) that little rush you feel after that first sip of good, strong coffee.